Friday, April 29, 2005

The 3 Stages

Initiation - the final curse of the sacred dream. Beating hearts are held back because their view is ours. We control the TV screen that is their mind on the borderline working Madonna's 80s wonderhits with a Janet Jackson eye on things. We control the heart, we control the mind. Stray with us into a life of crime and bring us the stylized head of your choice. Girls can have Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise or even the latest addition to our collection ( check your favourite TV programme for more details ).

Institution - the beginning of the end for the eyes of the past. He keeps dreaming for the porno star gold. Copper and tin wires are all he ever sees. Won't add up to much unless he wants something more hideous. The manager's been at him again. I wish to view the worst aspects of his life on TV and laugh at his misfortune. Cruel bastards need something to live for. It's a fact of life you know. There's nothing else

Intuition - keep on exposing the language for it's limitations. You can only get so far and I'll view the scandal that's working up downtown. Night time the leads come closer to the part time leads. It's now 2 in the morning and I have no life in this building. You've nothing to live for with the dreams all fading but these 60 hours a week give good money but I don't see the wife and kids but I live without them and you can live without yours but I won't tolerate you. Where did my life go when I took this on?

Thursday, April 28, 2005

The Mobile Phone Society

Mobile phones are everywhere. Today, there are possibly very few people you see without a mobile phone in their handbags or in their pocket. It has become an essential part of everyday human living. With today’s advancements in technology, you can play games on your mobile, talk, text, take photos and even record yourself playing your guitar as you leave a message to tell any caller that you cannot take the call at the moment. But is it really all that safe?

Now that it is practically acceptable for 8 year olds to have a mobile phone just to keep in touch with their mother and father and to tell their friends are they “going out for a game a football” or, if they want to arrange to go to the cinema with all their mates. You do have to wonder about reports about the alleged radiation that is inherent in mobile phones. Some laugh off these suggestions but there have been reported deaths as some people have died of cancerous cysts caused by their mobile phone.

Mobile phones are also ideal items for thugs when you’re getting mugged. There have been countless stolen mobile phones that go on in The Square, in town or even rough areas of Dublin such as Inchicore. It may be advisable to take your mobile “in case you get lost” which is always what parents would say to children but in worst case scenarios, if children do get lost (by that I mean kidnapped or if there mobile is stolen), they won’t be able to call home. The draconian measure would probably be to leave it at home but that’s never going to work because people will always bring them out with them and sure if it gets stolen, they can always buy new ones…..since in truth older versions of mobile phones are still available and are usually much cheaper when they first came out so they are easily replaceable.

But mobile phones are useful in case of business meetings and arrangements in general so even the downsides are wiped away in the end. It’s just with the advent of ringtone companies swindling people into subscriptions just so that they can get one tone of the “Crazy Frog” or the latest Girls Aloud song for their mobile. But do they really need to play all 45 ringtones on the bus over and over again and loudly? It can be really annoying.

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This is just something I'm keeping from some class - feel free to disagree strongly

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

All the keyboards look pretty cool - even the fun ones

korg triton
You are a Korg Triton-You have multi-sampled preset sounds ranging from
opera to bongos and a fancy touch screen
control pannel-you are f'cking new school-very modern and hi tech-you have to have the latest and best of everything-you think you are better than everyone-you probably like house or trance or somthing like
that

what synthesizer are you?
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Wednesday, April 20, 2005

May need to sample the delights of that album

Slint - Spiderland
Slint - Spiderland

What essential indie rock album are you?
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Interesting - I'll have to check that out

You are Tin Omen
Tin Omen. You obviously have some opinions about
making political and/or social change via
demonstrating in some sort of rally, or maybe
you've even been in a few revolutions. Either
way, you have particular ideals for society and
hold them pretty dear.

Which Skinny Puppy song are you?
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Looks like somebody doesn't like pre Dark-Side on this quiz

HASH(0x8cc8808)
You are Pink Floyd- Wish You Were Here. You are
confused and lost. you may feel that you've
lost connection with your lover.

What Pink Floyd song are you?
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Well I suppose at least it isn't Roger Waters.


You are Nick Mason. You are the backbone of your
family and friends, but at the same time, you
tend to stand outside of the group and prefer
to do your own thing.

Which Member of Pink Floyd Are You?
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Damn straight. Feel those vibes

Meddle
You are Meddle - laid-back, free-form, one of the
most incredible albums to date: too bad it
didn't sell big when it came out.

Which Pink Floyd album are you?
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I don't think I should take this seriously. The amount of times I've been stupid

Wise One
Wise One
With an intelligence far beyond your earthly years
and an awareness of the unknown to rival the
greatest of astrologers, as a Wise One you're
an extremely gifted and significant spiritual
agent, and have a special mission of teaching
and awareness in your mortal life. In the
spiritual world, you were called out of
retirement due to your impeccable track record
on Earth. You get the job done, and nobody else
does your particular job better. You have eons
of magical power and wisdom in your soul,
though it may lie dormant. Your presence is
magnetic and powerful, and when angered your
eyes become alight with intensity and
conviction. You are truly majestic and
beautiful, the most respected and reverred of
the Earth Angels. Remember, your hopes and
dreams when applied are as good as casting a
spell, whether good or bad. Be cautious of what
you wish for, because it may just come true.
Use that amazing capacity to learn, teach and
work to your advantage, and it will take you
everywhere you want to go.

Which Earth Angel Are You?
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Thursday, April 14, 2005

So does that make me fucked up then?

lovechild3
YOU ARE THE LOVECHILD OF RIVERS CUOMO AND KATIE
JANE GARSIDE!

Which Celebrity Lovechild Are You?
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Worth a listen I suppose

Sleater-Kinney
You are SLEATER-KINNEY! You are probably THE most
original Riot Grrl band ever! In fact you
*invented* the genre!! You reject corporate
shit and are signed to a cool underground
label. You're also angry, confused and
disillusioned - you're as awesome as they come.

What Riot Grrl band are you?
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I should take the hint shouldn't I ( and yes I know I don't have Livejournal but so what - it's the next best thing )

Sex... please read.
I use sex to get people to read my Livejournal

Why do people read your Livejournal?
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Monday, April 11, 2005

Toyota and Skoda making love in a BMW

Toyota and Skoda are in love. In a BMW. One feels uneasy as if forced into this love. Speeding up and going the wrong way. Toyota already has another lover but is currently being pursued by BMW's Skoda. To scream, to cry or to just feel uncomfortable. Where is this going? I don't know but everything feels strange as if nothing ever happened. She tries to disguise herself or at least keep her head down low. He may find it attractive. Text demon wishes for something more. You see her at the pub and get to know her more. Happens that invisible connections are brought even closer by false eyes being impressionable. Passers by stare on in the multicultural world of it all. How else do you explain it? I have no idea what's going on. Innocent fishes get caught in the sea so where was this hook that everyone talks about. I'm sure something here is lost in translation.

What happened? Tell the story to me tomorrow so I know what happened. This place is vague and if the colour illuminates then all the better

Friday, April 08, 2005

No fucking shit, Don Juanita

E list celebrities fall in love with each other. One hasn't been on TV since it was found that he was a serial adulterer. The other was a failed pop star still somewhat famous because well I don't know actually. The main idea is that they fall in love with each other and biff bang pow fireworks are in the air. E list female remarks how E list male has the biggest dick she's ever seen while perhaps fails to reflect that she's not the only one and somewhat naive to think that she'll stop his evil ways. 5 months of fantastic sex ( well they'd have to be ) and then he fucks off while she's heavily pregnant. She'll sell story to all E list celebrity mags ( anywhere to make a buck and get the bastard back ). Pictures shown of how heavily pregnant she is. E list male comes back for a while to see the birth of his child and then - well kiss my grits - fucks off again. And another story sold to the E list mag this time stating " it would never work " and " it's over now." No fucking shit Don Juanita - you sure you didn't have any doubts about the bastard beforehand

Und die Mutter sagt nach Ihren sonne - GROW UP

Thursday, April 07, 2005

Echo of the dark

Maybe it was asleep at the wheel. Maybe you dream of another focus for the drive time hit parade with a message for the DJ. The manner of which is all too confusing.

It's a girl who's dying and she's crying on the floor. Stop being so insensitive about your own feelings, hers are more important. People are there and you have to be with her in all this. If it helps it's the same agony you feel day in day out

Abject misery to deal with your feeling is to miss the point of the message and the pacts of the axis falls off the circumference because of the deal fell apart.

Message doesn't become love anymore. It's all useless data stored for what you want to feel. Or can you feel anything? It all became too much so fall away into the shell that keeps your satisfaction feeling with same sense of redemption. But your faces fall in the echo of the dark

Friday, April 01, 2005

The maladjusted memory

Oh so you're here. Welcome. What am I supposed to say? It's not love. It used to be an obsession now it's just knives everytime I see your face. I hope the day dawns when you die in your own jungle. Your mind must be full of the plants and the trees and how tropical the disease I must have felt for you. You're Jane alright but do you want to be Tarzan as well? The 21st Century Jungle inside your living room. I don't want to be a camera inside your living room. You paint too vivid a picture for me when I don't really need it. Why do I get the feeling that I'm dying inside your memory and my body. Your feelings are tapped wires and I get electrocuted with them. It was probably sexual at the time - now it feels like bad nostalgia. Und ja, meine Herz zerbricht so ich bin schlecht! Bitte schoen, das ist nicht so gut. Ich reise heute ab. Ich wünsche, dass Sie werden