Rightyo then

Arms and legs a-flail' and akimbo (put yourself in
a child, by God), you are the Hardcore
Fucktard. You fist the air. You attempt to
sodomize twelve year-old slappers. You like
Bauhaus and Motorhead and fist the air
appropriately in sync. You're an intellectual
bisexual. Of course.

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What's sad is that I know the character name AND who played him ( though he's as wooden as two planks when acting )

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Which David Cronenberg protagonist are YOU?
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Edward Scissorhands : Whether you wish you could
sculp hedges amazingly well or your house was
exactly the same as 15 others on your street
and pastel is your favorite colors...you belong
in the 1990 classic.

Which Tim Burton movie are you from?
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Brilliant

You are most compatible with Liv Tyler. Liv is
adorable and sexy, alternately vhildlike and
severely mature. Filled with an elfin grace,
she has no trouble laughing at herself. The
daughter of a rock star, she is unconventional,
both in her behavior and beauty.

Which Actor or Actress are You Most Compatable With? (Men and women, with pictures.)
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Can't get any better - I need to see those films

James Dean
You are like James Dean, by many people regarded as
the greatest actor of all time. Youthful and
brave, but also disillusioned about people and
life, you seem to be like a tortured,
misunderstood, rejected savior who only wants
some justice and peace. You are also a
rebellious soul and like to play with fire.
You're gentle and courteous with women, you
have many girl friends but still haven't found
your "ain true love." But just stay
on the right track and surely some real good
lovin' is coming your way. Just try not to hurt
yourself before that happens, ok?

Which cult movie actor are you like?
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If I did his type of movies they'd never get funded

Stanley Kubrick. You're such a freak! And that is
why they still love you. Classic.

Which Famous or Forgotten Movie Director Are You?
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Cogrig

General rig in the operators cog. Fumes spray all over the countryside. Some animals are looking for women's blood. I hardly know of them. I stay out of the light. Squeaky clean is the spirit of the age and I'm fast becoming weary of this whole charade. When the night falls, the prison calls

SLDLS

It's just another time where the feeling resurrects the feeling of nullifying all woes within a single shot. Care to pass another one?

I've yet to see that film

You must like to spank or be spanked, because your
romance is remeniscent of Secretary. A truly
modern love story, it shows that you don't need
to be conventional to be normal. You're
probably the type that owns a whole lot more
leather than what's upholstering your car or
sofa. Yeah, you know what I mean.

What Romance Movie Best Represents Your Love Life?
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Heh - try getting blood from me

Heart of Stone

What is Your Heart REALLY Made of?
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Psychotic seedy love from a French film - a jilted bastard

Elle a dit qu'elle a aimé me fouetter dans une frénésie. J'étais son garçon de jouet avec l'accent sur le jouet. Mon sang était son orgasme. Cela était le seul moyen elle viendrait. Elle a utilisé pour aimer la séance sur ma face. J'étais sa chaise. Et quand elle m'a rejeté. Elle la demi-guêtre mon âme hors et c'était pourri au noyau. Elle a pissé dessus fréquemment. Chaque nuit quand j'étais là-bas sur le téléphone à elle, mon âme serait doucement sucée hors comme le sang d'une aiguille. Nous n'aurions jamais le sexe. Cela n'était jamais son style. J'ai obtenu seulement ce plaisir quand elle dormait. Je substituerais parfois son pouce pour mon pénis. C'était la meilleure sensation dans le monde. Je ne peux jamais le décrire toujours dans les mots. Il a fait m'a envie d'éclater hors et boire le jus de son vagin. Sa peau si doux. Cela est quand elle a fractionné en haut avec moi je devais la violer. Pour tout qu'elle valait. Je ne le regrette pas un morceau. C'était la valeur tous les sensations et les émotions.

For those who don't know

Mad Bird is called so because he literally flies off the handle without word of warning. Be careful not to trip into him when he has a bad trip

Mad Bird

It'll take a few minutes to sort this shit out. Mad bird said he'll kill me if another day is done without a daily fix.....and you don't fuck with Mad Bird - the man has made a living from having drink'n'drugs'n'sex orgies in the past. He sells off the videos to mainstream productions. It's quite weird seeing their eyeballs being really white. How do they see?

Cabvol lyrics

Flash past the world escapes you/selling something like you sell yourself/money in the bank but you're under pressure

This could be the end of it all
This could be the end of it all

What can I say?

You are Indie

What's your Music ID?
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Instant cameras taking cornerstones as battered flags

I guess you could wonder about it privately in secret arms. Film noir screens fill the faces of the dead. Mister Director sir what's my motivation? Just lie down and fall asleep boy. I've got the incredulity of a 5 year old boy and I don't need you screwing everything up. Mr. Paranoia knows the drill. Sworn in under oath. Glass buildings fall under glass bombs. How high is the sky and how low can you go? I burnt my heart out of love and now all I see is death. Screen shades meet your eyes and you look so much prettier. Pity no one's here, they could have seen a masterpiece in the works. But I'm too selfish, I want you for myself and crash landings are beginning to be my speciality. Pop stars are becoming confused about their sexuality. Want to screw all the girls and boys. That video stays with me but twist my arm and give me the right amount of cash and I'll see what I can do. My name is Steve, I've got businesses to attend to. I write things while my friend goes out and fucks the living, fucks the dead, fucks the blind, fucks anything that he thinks has a conscience. Says it's part of the healing process. I don't know what he means but I should join him because I feel like I'm rotting away. Managers are all high up on decency. What's that hypocrisy on your chin you overpaid wankstain. How's your arse smell? Good? Dirty bastard, you should stop licking it! I stand in the rain and everything ends. Although it smells like piss. Or if the acid burnt me I need another trip but I want the trip to be in another land - not this fucking boring piece of shit. I found out everyone has learnt their trade from America. So who's for dead prostitutes?

Sheeeee's dressed in blaaaack again

You're just looking for love. You're very
emotional, and a lot of sad teenagers are going
to turn to you when they feel like shit.
You're also into BDSM, you devil, you.

What band from the 80s are you?
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Never heard of this guy but I like him

You are Hugo Chavez. You're President of Venezuela
and Dubya hates you for your leftie wealth
redistributrion malarkey. He backed a coup
attempt against you, but the coup failed
because the people of Venezuela rose up to
support you. Go you!

What person hated by George W Bush are you?
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My kind of guy

You are David Hume. You single-handedly made
monkeys out of guys with a lot more education
and experience than you, making you the most
famous empirical skeptic who has ever existed.
You believed that all ideas were merely copies
of sensations, and with this simple principle
you almost destroyed all of philosophy, not to
mention religion, ethics, and the basis of
natural science. While you give us no
assurances that we are justified in any of our
most treasured beliefs, you never let these
pain-in-the-ass views stop you from enjoying a
beer and a good game of billiards at the end of
the day.

Which philosopher are you?
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Well yeah so manual memento for life's more strung out warriors. Does the trick everytime doncha know

That guy really was weird - stilted psychotic speech

You are Max Headroom! You're pretty much a wierd,
dork.

Which 80's Pop Culture Icon Are you?
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Duuuuuude if, like, only you kneewwwwwww maaaaaaan

You have way too much fuckin time on your hands

How much useless information do you know about music?
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What an odd schizophrenic couple I'd make

Psycho-Alpha-Disco-Beta-Bio-Aqua-Do-Do Weirdo

Which Weirdo Celebrity Man of Color Are You?
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And if this is anything to go by......

Not Overtly Weird Weirdo

Which Weirdo Celebrity Woman of Color Are You?
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You are a Folkie. Good for you.

What kind of Sixties Person are you?
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It would make sense

To demoralize innocent civilians into falsely thinking they were getting a free world and democracy. You still get enslaved into capitalism and finally believing you have freedom of speech when it doesn't exist due to the fact that misogyny, misanthropy, sexism, homophobia exist and so on. God, my friends, is not an American but the American system itself. And the sooner everyone starts kissing the asses of TV evangelists, the world is, allegedly, a much safer place for mankind. Remember $5 donation is all that is needed to be scammed into thinking you are making a difference. Although having said that - do all you can to help people who are less fortunate than others - just don't tell them to do what we do - we only fuck ourselves up like that

You might want freetranslation to understand the text

Je bent het blauwe elfje en je houd van water!

Welke kleur elfje ben jij???(voor meisjes)
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