Rightyo then

Arms and legs a-flail' and akimbo (put yourself in
a child, by God), you are the Hardcore
Fucktard. You fist the air. You attempt to
sodomize twelve year-old slappers. You like
Bauhaus and Motorhead and fist the air
appropriately in sync. You're an intellectual
bisexual. Of course.

Courtesy of quizilla - Look for " Are You A Fucktard " since these bastards have a problem with something or another