No fucking shit, Don Juanita

E list celebrities fall in love with each other. One hasn't been on TV since it was found that he was a serial adulterer. The other was a failed pop star still somewhat famous because well I don't know actually. The main idea is that they fall in love with each other and biff bang pow fireworks are in the air. E list female remarks how E list male has the biggest dick she's ever seen while perhaps fails to reflect that she's not the only one and somewhat naive to think that she'll stop his evil ways. 5 months of fantastic sex ( well they'd have to be ) and then he fucks off while she's heavily pregnant. She'll sell story to all E list celebrity mags ( anywhere to make a buck and get the bastard back ). Pictures shown of how heavily pregnant she is. E list male comes back for a while to see the birth of his child and then - well kiss my grits - fucks off again. And another story sold to the E list mag this time stating " it would never work " and " it's over now." No fucking shit Don Juanita - you sure you didn't have any doubts about the bastard beforehand

Und die Mutter sagt nach Ihren sonne - GROW UP