Monday, March 28, 2005

Francophile for the ladies

There's this guy who would always speak French to a girl so that he could get her into his bed. It would always be " Pardon moi, une jolie madamoiselle, aimiez-vous un rendez-vous en Champs Elyssés avec moi " or the classic sleazy line " Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir." It always worked providing they were not French of course. In that case it was a slap in the face for the second question ( " Zut alors madamoiselle, c'est fantastique. Encore, encore! ") or for the second one or being generally laughed at by these wonderful French girls followed by " Ce n'est pas possible, monsieur. C'est trop cher aller au Champs Elyssés. Mais, si vous me payez, ce sera possible pour moi aller au Champs Elyssés." And with this he gleefully accepted and took the train to where the Champs Elyssés was. And then asked the second question only to get a slap in the face before she demanded the money to go home which dejectedly he gave since he couldn't say " Non." So now he is left there alone looking for a job in France and hoping that he can woo a French girl without the second question and wondering if he can ever make it back home.

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