Fake Tan. Cocaine. Champagne ( When I Wake Up, If I Wake Up Part 2 )

Fake tan. Cocaine. Champagne. Flash the cash. Making the stash. Sit with me here. Let's feel like royalty. Sit with me here. Let's feel like royalty. Up here with people taking photos of us. I enjoy a glass of champagne that I don't have to pay for. I enjoy a glass of champagne that I don't have to pay for. Your my witness in the tabloid hearts and minds. Your my witness so let's make love to them.

Fake tan. Cocaine. Champagne. As long as you give me money then that's what I'll do. TV appearances make me feel so cute. Newspaper articles keep me in photos. Cheap publicity is my only goal. Cheap publicity is what I'm here for. I'll cost you but it won't be too much. Only aggregated on a minimum line. Say do you have some at the moment? I could really do with a boost. Sit with me here. Let's feel like royalty. Sit with me here. Let's feel like royalty.

Fake tan. Cocaine. Champagne. Lots of love by my bedside but I can't see you. No I can't feel you. I can't feel your touch. When I wake up, if I wake up I won't know what hit me. I'll wonder why these tubes and wires are all around me. And I'll put my faith in Jesus. I'll put my faith in Jesus. I'll bore everyone to tears as a reformed Christian. It might just be my mission.