When I wake up, If I wake up

It's easy isn't? This photography lark. I just smile with a glass of champagne in my hand and smile suggestively. I've got my fake tan and since I'm a woman I know that any man is interested in one thing and one thing only. I sell it in copious amounts. I'm a tabloid princess bordering on queen and I know that I get easy money for being photo'd. You see that's me with Calum Best with my legs all over him. Got free bottles of champagne and some 10 grand in the back pocket.

Living the high life. I won't come down. Give me more while I'm on song. Kick the habit? What habit?

My mind's a blank. My eyes are closed. When I wake up tell me how I got to this bed? And why these strange manky clothes that don't suit my figure at all. When I wake up, if I wake up. When I wake up, if I wake up........