Stereo Soul

Stereo soul in the new line fashion. Ain't got no soul until you got stereo soul. Don't let your girlfriend suck it out of you on the telephone. Ladies, don't let your boyfriend get near within a 5 mile radius of it. It's too possessive - it's obsessive. It'll drag you down to make you crawl on all fours making love with your very own stereo soul. Stereo soul, it'll alienate you from life and what others call reality. What is reality when you'll have the time of your life with stereo soul. Don't believe me? Let's hear from some satisfied customers

AP Hilltronne
" Before I was a nobody now I'm a tabloid sleazehound with no friends because it gave away my phone numbers. Thanks a lot assmunch - I mean Stereo soul. However it has got me into films so I guess I owe it something. "

M. Tiesron
" I've been in prison because of it. It rejuvenates my life before I screw up again."




So there you have it. Buy Stereo Soul today. For you and me and everyone.

And yeah if any star wants to sue me they can forget it. I have no money and this is a joke and lighten up you stuck up twats