I suppose that's right

You are Artistic, Carefree, and sad. On the
outside, you are funny and sweet, caring and
loving. You are flexible and get along with
everyone most the time. You pretend to be
stupid sometimes just to have a laugh. However,
deeper inside you, you are very artistic and
curious. Music is your passion, your life. You
have opinions on lots of things, and wonder
'Why?' and 'What If?'. You have a strong talent
for the arts. Most people dont get this side of
you.You arent depressed, just sad and
disapointed with the world's state. You're
incredibly open minded, as well. But none of
you is fake, you are just very well rounded.
You aren't oblivious to the pains in this world
like most people are, but still at the same
time dont spend all your life with a frown on
your face.

What's Your Personality?? (YOU CAN GET MIXED!) very detailed...(now with pics)
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If Tarrantino died tomorrow the world would be a much happier place

Retro-Futurist

Your retro is our future
Your future is our retro
We're too tired to fuck the future
Since you're still screwing the past
A bride for the dead groom
Hope you're insured well
Tomorrow's kids still live in yesterday
With the track all set in reverse

A child of 95 meets an adult of 14
Take the lives apart and see what you can find
In another shape or form we're talking
But if I talk backwards
Then you can see the past coming clearly
In a dead shape coming from the tomb
Somebody else enters back to the womb
Seems like a time when pyramids
Are shaping everybody's way of thinking

Retro-futurist become techno-paranoid
Spiralling for a deal of the good old days
Which never existed but life's no good now
It's becoming closer to the problem
I'm still thinking of all the things
You wish you could do with the world
But the things you want done involve
The things that help destroy the world
And it's just no good despite good intentions

Your retro is our future
Our retro is your future
The lines blur because we can't think anymore
And the style becomes something
We're all loving incestually
How I love the entity of silent parades
That don't mean much at all
Still looking for a deeper meaning
But why not call off the search
There's nothing there

This one goes out to Chris Martin - a special dedication

In the international faith of badwill would everybody please stop bleating on about the Crazy Frog jokes. You're not funny, you're a bunch of stupid fuckheads getting irritated by a cartoon frog designed for children. Now jokes are all very well and good but if you're making a joke out of something like this then the joke is on YOU. This means nothing to meeeeeee. This means nothing to meeeeeeeee. Ohhhhhhh you wankerrrrrrrrsss

Speed of Sound. It's amazing how people get so hyped about a rip-off of Clocks. Like this? Wanna try on new and amazing identikits that look and sound the same? Feel free to try our new shit on a stick range including stick on a shit and the mesmerizing shit stick on a stick. You'll be lapping it up before Bob has become your dead uncle.

Before we bow out - this next one is dedicated to Chris who's one crazy motherfucker who just can't let a cartoon frog out of his head. Imagine Chris singing this - it would be a smash hit if he could get his head out of his arse

I try so hard to write this shit
So that I can get a number one hit
I try, I try, I don't succeed
To get this one - my number one feed

And all the time this stupid frog
Puts another wheel in my cog
And all the time this stupid frog
Puts another wheel in my cog
And all the time this stupid frog
Puts another wheel in my cog

And if you knew baby
How I hate it now
And if you knew baby
How I hate it now
And if you knew baby
How I hate it now

Oh baby baby let me say
How I love all the people
Who laugh at my jokes
Even though they're not worth much
Oh baby baby let me say
I get to love my Gwynnie so fuck you
And then you know that I love a moan
And then you know that I love a moan
And then you know that I love a moan

Revealing The Code

I am inanimate code object stifle drifting encore through the waves
Blister see through reanimate a victim code let's analyze
If looks could see you I can see you
If dreams can hear you I can hear you
Dancing at the break of dawn with the madman on my back
And the cold monkey just staring away at the corpses on the floor
If fire can burn I can burn you
If guns could kill I can kill you
Revealing the code you revealed too much revealed too much
Now I'm afraid that the time is too late time is too late
If the cameras watch I can watch you
If the tongue can taste I can taste you
It was a liar honey, I sold him for dead meat, Relax, it's OK
I'll turn vegetarian just like you said, it'll be alright
If the skies are falling I am falling
If the TV is love I am in love
Dementia's back with atomic skies all rooted for the ground
Pay my life back in silver screen drama queens
I'll pay a price to get to some heaven where I don't meet
The others but only you - I call that a fair deal
If heaven is hell I am in limbo
If god is the devil I am the stairway

Ian Curtis

Which clinically depressed singer\songwriter are you?
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The best era of Bowie if you ask me

You are THE THIN WHITE DUKE and quite frankly,
youre kinda creepy. Youre always wearing suits,
tuxedos and showing of your pale, fair British
skin. Your hair is slicked back and blonde or a
red-ish orange with the bangs blonde (obviously
influenced by German fashion). Youd rather be
in Berlin with Iggy Pop working on recording
your music. Youre really into drugs, Germany,
fascism and homosexuality. But you are still
very sexy and unbelievably talented. The David
Bowie albums most associated with you are the
Berlin Trilogy, which are; Low, Lodger and the
ever popular Heroes. These, happen to be the
most critically-acclaimed of Bowies works so...
Kudos! Although you wouldnt remember working on
them because you were so hocked-up on cocaine
at the time... oh well, Its not the
side-effects of cocaine, Im thinking it must be
love.

Which David Bowie Persona are YOU? (with great pics)
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So that means disappearing from everyone's radar and doing a lot of self-harm if not practically dead. We're still with you Richie

You are Richey-Girl!
Sorry, we kicked you out of the band.

Which Laura Loves To Fuck member are you?
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Go knock yourself out over this hilarious website. We take it isn't serious but if it is by hook or by crook go kill yourselves every last one of you.

Coding faster to the speed of nightlife

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Viper dreams of a recurrent fantasy
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You might imagine of fornicating lovers
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A chariciture of the present, the past and
The death of everything

Back where I was in 1975

Mainline central stream boat and singling out a new town near you. I can see the African Night Sky when I'm feeling adventurous out there in the jungle. Come on in and join us. The snakes don't bite unless they can sense your fear. Tropical diseases are all the rage this year. Listen to the beautiful music haunt you in your sleep.

The chanting comes closer in the night
I'm bleeding and it's strange blood
Not quite what I had seen before
The stranger in the dark puts the spell silently
But the noise grows louder in my head
I can't see you anymore

I'm back where I was in 1975 with nowhere to go and nowhere to exist. A figment of the imagination in the dream of the eye. You start where it begins and I finish where it ends. Friendships never exist this way but now they have to.

This monkey's gone to heaven

You rule. in 15 years, you won't be as known as you
are now, but most of the people that will know
you then will like you (or else I'll beat them
with a stick). You're nice to listen to.

What band from the 80s are you?
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Yeah

You are sad because of your fear

Why are you sad? [amazing pictures] For darker people
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Oh if only I were a girl - I would get so excited by this

You're Brigitte Bardot!

What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
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Twisted episode from an unseen series destined never to be shown on TV

" Hello is that police?"
" Yes "
" I'd like to report a possible murder. There's a fucking hun here. He's gonna die."
" A hun? "
" Yeah, fucker is wearing a Rangers jersey. Some of the guys here have him tied to a tree and using knives and guns on him. "
" Dear god!"
" Some of them have petrol bombed his house. Don't come now - people are enjoying this here."
" But we must......."
" Do you want to get murdered?"
" Not particularly no "
" Then stay the fuck away from here. "

That's just what I want/need.

Slacker Beck: you don't really exist and are an
image created by the media. How confusing for
you.

Which Beck are you?
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As long as I can say I don't want my MTV - it sucks

Good. You know your music. You should be able to
work at Championship Vinyl with Rob, Dick and
Barry

Do You Know Your Music (Sorry MTV Generation I Doubt You Can Handle This One)
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A little announcement

Since I just figured out that this was only open to registered users I've decided to open it up and let anybody comment on the stupidity of this blog. Though having said that I'd be surprised if I see anybody post a comment in the comment section other than myself. Who am I talking to? Myself?

Well it could've been The Rasmus *shudders*

Ville Valo: Congrats! You are destined to be as
hot, cute, sexy guy as Ville Valo. Your voice
makes the girls melt and you could have an easy
access to their pants ;)
Your bad habits are smoking 4 packs of cigarettes,
which makes your voice so dark and deep. Its
not a good thing for your health though, even
though it makes your voice sexy.
You have a thing for old songs like Elvis, and your
favourite song is Sininen Uni by Tapio
Rautavaara.
You dress in dark, cool clothes and you couldnt go
anywhere without your black wooly hat. Your
shoulder length hair makes the girls go wild ;)

Which of the most popular musicians in Finland are You?
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When the Belfast Child sings again

WOW, YOU'RE GOOD, YOU SHOULD LIVE HERE.

http://quizilla.com/users/Kakarot/quizzes/Could%20you%20survive%20a%20day%20in%20Belfast?/


I've been there - it looks so beautiful compared to Dublin