Cor blimey mate played a fackin' blinder there. 'Av a butchiz at this

You Belong in the UK

Blimey! A little proper, a little saucy. You're so witty and charming... No one notices your curry breath

What English Speaking Country Do You Belong In?

Now That I'm Clean You Knoooooooooow What I Mean

You scored as None!. You've either done a good job of avoiding drugs, aren't interested in trying them, or have had an experience that chased you away. Stay safe. :) None! 69% Marijuana 50% Inhalents 50% Mushrooms 38% Ecstacy 38% Cocaine 31% Alcohol 13% What's your ideal drug? created with QuizFarm.com

A Cuban drug dealer extraordinaire. Your snuff'll be with you

Your 1920's Name is:

Fidel Eduardo

What's" Your 1920's Name?

For some reason it just doesn't strike me as a porn name as much as Chocalate John does!

Your Porn Star Name Is...

Dan Rather

What's" Your Porn Star Name?

None of these would work apart from the Star Wars name which makes me sound faintly Arabic

David Sean Murphy's Aliases

Your movie star name: Chocalate John

Your fashion designer name is David Helsinki

Your socialite name is Giggles Amsterdam

Your fly girl / guy name is D Mur

Your detective name is Lizard Pearse

Your barfly name is Muesli Bar Heineken

Your soap opera name is Sean Three Rock Close

Your rock star name is Apple Jacks Hyena

Your star wars name is Davbru Murhet

Your punk rock band name is The Blank Bottle Opener

The Amazing Meganame Generator

Not as good as the Japanese one

Your Sexy Brazilian Name is:

Rodrigo Barros

What's" Your Sexy Brazilian Name?

I'll be repeating that like a mantra

Your Japanese Name Is...

Tomo Kawashi

What's" your Japanese Name?

We meet at Petrograd with your finest bottle of vodka

Your Inner European is Russian!

Mysterious and exotic. You've got a great balance of danger and allure.

Who's" Your Inner European?