Affiliated Through Design

Only business left in town. Profile's running low on steam and I made you a machine. A contract not written but affiliated through design. Apparently made pretty and I'm running slow today. I put myself in the position and the position of defeat. Years of running behind. It's become a true habit and now to break away. What more is there left? Find out after these short messages.

Looking Out For Nana 1 ( Fucking While The Missus Is Away )

" I just couldn't help myself. I was minding his kids and in the time that I was employed ( around 16 months ) I just found him so sexy. He was so attractive, so alluring, so.....je ne sais quoi. I just knew that some day we would make love and I just couldn't resist the temptation of going into bed with him. Even if he had such a lovely girlfriend, I just had that weirdest of feelings that we would just be in bed together. Him and me!

"It was just so electric though y'know. The chemistry between us was just something else. His girlfriend was doing stage plays in the West End and therefore was away almost constantly. I tried to stay professional but he would make these little come-ons at me and I would find it increasingly hard to resist.

" After about 2 weeks I finally gave in and he made love to me. It was so amazing. I never had anything more than 6 inches but this blew everything out of the water. He went at it like a rabbit in the sack. I came and came until I felt I could take no more. He's a very considerate lover and he made me always come back for more. The affair lasted around 6 months before his girlfriend found out. She fired meand dumped him. He won't see me anymore. I feel really sad about that, and I do feel sorry about wrecking their relationship. I didn't mean it to end this way but I couldn't resist the temptation. It was just too much to ask."

Voyeur TV

Mystical starry eyed dreamer on a lone mission to cruise through the night when he realizes he burns in a pathological spinning plate part of the allure was to make him dizzy until he committed suicide for the sun. An act of vengeance on the path of no return. Hecked up with screws loose it seems his head was burnt on the noose. It was a terrible affair, made for TV executives with a taste for the bizarre. You don't see many of them these days. Treasure them like gold if you can because they probably won't be holding their jobs for too long.

Who here admits to being sucked into the black hole of the abyss for thinking inside and outside of the box of the terrible evolution to be placed inside the allure of mystical beliefs in the purpose for kinky dreams for middle aged cheating executives who's idea of fun is to put Sienna Miller in front of a camera and tell her to elaborate on her love experience with Jude Law and then to speak about the hatred she feels for him now. This is Voyeur TV.

It's Not Over

It could've been you. It's been nobody else. It was only a matter of time. Could have been much sooner. You know that some day you'll fuck yourself up and you'll be too clueless to know what happens. Being too possessive, too obsessive - that'll be the thing that kills you. Perhaps that's why the other has been so frightened and ran away and the other one is now telling you straight. How long did it go on for? Should've been something like that. You're too crazed for your own good. Jealousy kills people quicker than you would know. And you've burnt yourself a fair amount of times. Dependance leads to sufferance and sufferance kills the need while the need comes back 4 times as strong and scares the little children.

It's not over - you let yourself think that way
It's not over - people still ask questions you don't want to answer
It's not over - just give everything more time and space
It's not over - if you continue on that way though it might well be

Oh come on I was sure I was going to get George Lazenby

You are Sean Connery-the original 007!

Which James Bond are *you*?
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Please take a seat Mr. Bond while I tell you of my plan

Dr. No

Which James Bond Villain Are You!?
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I say

Roger Moore Bond- not the best but still good
enough

Which GOOD James Bond are you?
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The Words Of A Madman In Love

"I loved her so much I wanted her perfume to kill me"

The words of a madman in love. Cutting her fingers. Burning her letters. Burning everything that was hers
The words of a madman in love. Pouring kerosene in the room. It's now her tomb. Watching her burn inside
The words of a madman in love. It would have been OK. Had she said she loved me. She always teased. Never gave a true answer

" I loved her so much I wanted her perfume to kill me"

Obsession, infatuation - the appartment is in ruins. I love the smell of burning fire. Seems pretty apt summary of love

Ah tried honestly ah tried

You are Ed Wood. You're passionate and driven when
it comes to your art. Your love of film drives
you to put everything into your work, with a
dedication that is more than admirable. The
tragedy of all this is you have no talent and
all your movies suck. Despite all this you
remain somewhat optimistic for most of your
life. You hang around a lot of delightfully
weird people, and have a penchant for angora
sweaters and wigs. You put the *underground* in
underground cinema, because that's where your
films should be buried.

Which Johnny Depp are You?
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Ah yes

You are Yojimbo, another ground-breaking Kurosawa
film. You are a maverick, one who likes to do
their own thing their way. You also don't have
many friends or aquaintances to depend on, but
that doesn't seem to bother you the least bit.
However, you are a very talented person who
doesn't hesitate to do the right thing when
things go sour.

Which Kurosawa Film Are You?
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Ranting Correspondant

A correspondant from the outer reaches of Mongolia relays the message that the country is in chaos. The news is blocked from public consumption due to the fact that there's a lot of red tape to get through ( not to mention black wires being cut to pieces ). Plus the whole agenda of Iraq is certainly still on the peripheral daily agenda.

Information has been covered up to make the public feel that the palette is more appetizing. A gruelling dish of blood guts and gore happening in real life is too much. It's not what they want. If they wanted BG+G they'd go to their local cinema and slurp on their monster sized Pepsis and munch their Hot Butter Popcorn with chocalates. Normal civilian lives are not to be toyed with. They should not die in battle but they often do on the other side of the world. Whose war is it anyway?

Opened economies struggle to achieve the golden market because internal troubles hold them back. Democracy fields the same amount of troubles as autocracy. It doesn't take a genius to know that everyone gets held back in the rush. Demonstrations and riots, protestations of globalization. Closing in on the new nationalism that seeks to alienate the past with the future. Everybody just lives for today. A bomb is a closed door on society. They won't get to us but the more we repeat, the more uncertain we feel. Cut the wires that make you think it's so great to be proud of nationalism which makes you close the doors on everything. Multi-culturism is a sham to create an idea that you are not being discriminatory but in the end it creates the same problems. Political correctness? Since when did that exist!

Tell me more, doctor

You're psychosis is rooted deeply in your past. You need a Freudian expert to give you some insight.

http://quizilla.com/cgi-bin/result/result.pl

OK

Diagnosis: Doormat

What's your disorder? [PICTURES]
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Listen people it's a fact - the devil has the best tunes.

You are the Devil card. The Devil is based on the
figure Pan, Lord of the Dance. The earthy
physicality of the devil breeds lust. The
devil's call to return to primal instincts
often creates conflict in a society in which
many of these instincts must be kept under
control. Challenges posed by our physical
bodies can be overcome by strength in the
mental, emotional, and spiritual realms. Pan is
also a symbol of enjoyment and rules our
material creativity. The devil knows physical
pleasure and how to manipulate the physical
world. Material creativity finds its output in
such things as dance, pottery, gardening, and
sex. The self-actualized person is able to
accept the sensuality and usefulness of the
devil's gifts while remaining in control of any
darker urges. Image from The Stone Tarot deck.
http://hometown.aol.com/newtarotdeck/

Which Tarot Card Are You?
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I see

I took the most accurate villain personality test
created by: The Arch Villainess Gracie

And please meet his wife

I took the most accurate villain personality test
created by: The Arch Villainess Gracie

( Baptized Ourselves In ) Democracy of Fear

The terrorists are in nice 3 piece suits made in Italy and chomping on a cigar.
A speech is made on TV and terrorism is a word spread throughout.
Fear is the all pervading mood as the TV and media sensationalize this atrocity.
Everybody becomes a racist thanks to the magic that is television.
Attack breeds attack breeds attack breeds attack.
Triangular prisms are made in society today.

They talk of terrorism from the other side.
It's hard to believe they killed more than those they talk about.
The widespread fear makes you believe they killed more.
Sure it is an affront to democracy.
But they've taken more than the other side.
Democracy of fear.
Living with it through the years.

Come along now it's alright.
We baptized ourselves into it there's no way out.
I am with you in four walls without a door.
Or a window or air conditioned confine.
Breathe like it's your last

The sleepy unwanted critically acclaimed movie hit that no one wanted

Undeniably the true nature was divided into an apocalypse of thought. She had portrayed her last scene with searing pathos that was to be her last throw of the dice. She would contract memory loss soon after and this was surprisingly enough to be made into a movie starring Dame Judi Dench and Dustin Hoffman. The film is 95 minutes of pure silence. The soundtrack is the sound of fans, cars whooshing past on the motorways and nothing else. Critics have lorded the director for his audacity to make something challenging as this. They marvel at the colour of the traffic lights at nightime and how it is a secret shame to lose what we hold for granted. Audiences however are not convinced. Many went on record to say that they wanted their money back but given that they were so stressed out they said the one good thing the movie gave them was a nice little nap. After this was reported, critics admitted they had not seen the movie as they were dozing off into a deep sleep. However the director is said to have been laughing all the way to the bank waiting for his next magnum opus - Kaleidoscope which is a 3 hour epic in........looking through a kaleidoscope funnily enough!

I was hoping Pink Floyd

Led Zeppelin

What Classic Band Are You?
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March to the kingdom of the dead motherfucker

Reign in Blood - The greatest thrash album of all
time! Even today it's speed and aggression are
nothing short of spectacular. Includes the
all-time great "Raining Blood"


http://quizilla.com/users/Necrophobic/quizzes/What%20Slayer%20Album%20Are%20You%3F/

I'll have to give that a listen then

You are "Dirt" by Iggy & the Stooges

What song on my permanent playlist are you?
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Quite

The Drukqs Mascot: The sign of the helpless. You're
either never quite 100% where you want to be or
have put yourself in a strange state of life
and love it. Nobody listens to you, however;
when you open your mouth you either scare or
bore.

Aphex Twin Tarot
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Good that there's another album. Bad if it's worse than Exciter

You're a Depeche Mode Fan first and foremost. You
hate all the Ricki Lake style drama swirling
around yourfavorite band. There is no Dave vs. Mart. Just DM.
You wouldnt mind Alan coming back to save the day
though, just to have all the gang together for
one last album and tour.
Your message to the band: Cant we all just get
along?

Where is Your Loyalty as a Depeche Mode Fan?
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Wildly underrated album

Movement. You are uninterested in anything other
than your own problems. But that's ok. It could
lead to a promising career.

What New Order album are you?
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I see

You are the pilot.

Saint Exupery's 'The Little Prince' Quiz.
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Need to get that one. I thought I was going to get Twitch

You're the fourth album, The Mind is a Terrible
Thing to Taste. You like things dark and evil
but somehow uplifting and powerful. You're an
angry person but you know how to harness that
anger and spit it in someone's face. You often
dream of a world not of ours, and have the
ability to look into a person's soul.

Which Ministry album are you?
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Dead doll incest insect Dead doll

What Skinny Puppy Album Are You?
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Indie snob eh? Damn right I'll listen to Pavement ( when I get a CD of theirs )

you are either a "punk" or an "indie
snob"! why don't you go start a shit-core
band or listen to some pavement!

*how emo are you?*
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" Everybody's fave cult band "

I'm pretty sure there's a mistake there. How can you be a cult band and yet have everyone love you. Just doesn't work. Besides you've got every music critic speaking literal masturbation about how it was a life affirming experience to listen to such drivel. He screamed that his relatives died and so did she as well.....Wow how passionate I felt the same way too. Did I make a record out of it. No I fucking well didn't. What sort of shitheads think it's a life affirming album? Get a fucking life.

" Does anybody have the album and fail to be impressed by it's sheer beauty?"

I happened to listen to it a few times anytime I've had to buy a record for myself and felt like the only real deal was getting a machine gun and blowing the band to bits. If I wanted to hear David Byrne jamming with U2 and New Order I would have asked for it. But I haven't and I'm sure others have by productive brainwashing courtesy of media - it makes a joke out of the whole idea of music. Reviewers and critics are a bunch of fucking idiots. But the blind are leading the blind and accepted is the crap that feeds itself off " indie ( read independent )." You're not being independent - you're just a little lamb who follows the sheep and gets scared that the dogs bark you into your entrapment. You can't get out despite what you think of your life.

" If it makes me miserable then I will leave "

Fucking do that already why don't you. You're a miserable enough fuck that you want everyone to share your pain because your relatives died. You sad sack of shit. Why not hang yourself as well.

I could almost tell I would get this one

Holy Sweet God Damn, you're SALVADOR DALI!

What Famous Painter ARE YOU?
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Chairman Mao digs repetition

You're Mao Tse Tsung! Well Chairman Mao, your
pursuit of an all communist China is as scarce
to find as a Giant panda! You were responsible
for the deaths of thousands, you soulless
bastard! But wasn't Hua Mei cute at the zoo,
folks?

Which Dictator Are You?
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Lovely picture

You're Most Like The Season Winter ...
You're often depicted as the cold, distant season.
But you're incredibly intelligent, mature and
Independant. You have an air of power around
you - and that can sometimes scare people off.
You're complex, and get hurt easily - so you
rarely let people in if you can help it. You
can be somewhat of a loner, but just as easily
you could be the leader of many. You Tend to be
negative, and hard to relate to, but you give
off a relaxed image despite being insecure -
and secretly many people long to be like you,
not knowing how deep the Winter season really
is.
Well done... You're the most inspirational of
seasons :)

?? Which Season Are You ??
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And now for the science bit - Concentrate

The atomic structure is in place to the precise moment that nothing is sacred to the beneficial quantum period of time. Initial tests which have been surveyed by our resident scientists show that the atmosphere in the room is periodic to the development of the mollecular force in which the music pumps it's adrenal code into the crowd of people in this particular room. And so forth my friends I say " IT'S TIME TO KICK OUT THE JAMS MOTHERFUCKERS "

I always wonder why some are so keen for other's opinion's on a quiz. Oh and yeah the quiz. Well that could be correct

PASSIONATE LOVER. You love to love, always looking
for a relationship. You cannot live without it.
Your lover must be passionate and you want
that you and your partner melt into each other.
He/She should not try to take the domination .
You dont want a relationship without passion,
and the sexuality plays a big part. The first
moment you meet him/her is one of the most
important. There has to be something between
you , you cannot explain. From the first moment
on everything must fix. But when this passion
disappears you disappear to. For you it is
better to leave than to see your love
restrained.
PLEASE VOTE, I want to know what you think about my
quiz, I worked hard on it.You can always
message me or tell me how I can improve that
quiz. Ill sure write back.

~THE big LOVE TEST!! What do you need? With PICS! For girls and boys!~
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I haven't heard it - I just got one album but I hear it's really something - we'll see

You are "Voyage 34!"

Which Porcupine Tree song are you?
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Oh oui j'aime la vie de Francais mais je ne comprends pas Serge Gainsbourg. La musique et trés bon

French pop Kid. You like to listen to Serge
Gainsbourg and you can actually understand what
he's saying. You prefer to go to sit at a cafe
discussing philosophy and art, and chances are
you're speaking in french, just to be
pretentious. Still, you've got great taste in
music, and it's okay to be pretentious about
it, because you know your cool and you could
careless if anyone else thinks so.

What type of indie elitist are you?
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What more can I say

all i really want to do- sonny and cher. you're
cute, loveable and pure evil. you're the kindof
person that always gets away with his life and
the money.

What song is the SOUNDTRACK TO YOUR LIFE?
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Unmitigated rubbish Vol.154

Near enough to the passenger of the nearby lakeside. I realized that by now I had become slightly tired and looking worse for wear. It's a mechanical world out there. Whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do when they come for you

Dark Tunings

Indigo lighters. Fast touch. Screen possessor. Night life. Mirror magnifier. Instigate proliferate.

Dark tunings on the south-western board has been slow of late. There has been some technical difficulties that still need to be sorted out. The chairman of the board reassures us that this will happen in about 3-4 weeks. In the meantime, sit back, relax, put your feet up as we play you the hits of Barry White. Or alternatively go kill yourself. It's an abject matter.

Stereo identity sweet cleaner street demon for the field of blue that you can see right through.

It can be manipulated though - there's always that danger

[ venus as a boy ] - he believes in
beauty he's venus as a boy. Love. love.
love <3.>love, or you just pretend to love, its an
emotion that is always on your mind and in your
desires. a basic human emotion that consumes
your mind daily. some envy your ability to feel
it.

What Bjork Song Are You Most Like? w/ Pictures
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Nice considering I'm not even Scandinavian. If I had the money though I'd go

Well... You're that typical Scandinavian person, not a true Icelander, but not far from it. You see the world with bright eyes and you hate being bored. Come and visit Iceland and you'll be amazed!! :)

http://quizilla.com/users/totastar/quizzes/How%20Icelandic%20are%20you%3F/

Still to get that ( but that can be arranged )

Your Homogenic. Your adventurous, your life is a
mission and you seek many different things, and
go through many different obstacles. Youve seen
alot of things and conquered your fears and
worries through your adventures in life.

Which Bjork Album Are You?
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Still my favourite ( probably because it's the first one I bought )

[you're] TELEGRAM; hmmm.....you're the toughest of
them all. You come without a list of songs on
the back and you have no lyrics. Nonetheless,
you're extremely g00d! Smashing beats, swinging
rap solo, art work by a Japanese guy and even a
former b-side. Congrats!

Which Bjork album are you?
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Good song - weird video

Your song that resembles you is "Hidden
Place" Congradulations.

Which Bjork song are you?
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Good song - crap video

You're "Hunter"! You're a bit of a
pessimist, but you know want you want and will
always achieve it.

Which Bjork Song Are You (complete)?
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Some Bjork quizzes here

Bjork says you are among the cooler of the population. You have the best taste in everything and people should look up to you and want to know what you do that is so different from them...which ends up being everything.

http://quizilla.com/users/metractx/quizzes/Who%20are%20you%20according%20to%20Bjork%3F/

Depressing? I wouldn't have thought that

You are Play Dead!This song was left off of early editions of Debut but put on later ones.If you got the album the day it came out you probably missed out on a great chinese influenced song.It's kinda depressing but the the beat and rhythm makes up for it.Look up the lyrics!

http://quizilla.com/users/Amelie/quizzes/Which%20Under%20Appreciated%20Bjork%20Song%20Are%20You%3F/